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Yeah that makes sense plus sometimes it helps to have like a deadline or something outside you ... not 'pressuring' you exactly but like giving you a reason or a timeline or whatever

Sure [...] Maybe we can see how the tests go and if it's a celebrate mood

You're right. It's always easier to work through something when you have a tangible reason to get to the other side.

[...] Right! First things first!

Wanna hit up the tree again it's nice and like out of the way

Yeah! [...] I like going out there. [...] And if it does try to eat us or anything this time, it'll just be more practice!

Do you think the tree is playing the long con like waiting until we get comfortable to strike

Anything's possible! I won't pretend to understand the minds of trees.

Maybe it's got a mind link with other trees like it out in the wilds maybe it's a spy tree

Maybe. But it stands out an awful lot for being a spy!

Hey it got our attention didn't it a regular tree might get no gossip at all

You might be right. I won't pretend to know anything about espionage either.

We'll have to come up with some good stories for it, then! Just in case.

Got any hot gossip or do we need to make stuff up

Not really. Do you?

Nah I mean people tell me stuff sometimes but it's not for me to share even with the trees and I myself am an open book so I guess we'll have to start making up coworkers with interesting lives

I'll work on my poker face.

How is your poker face by the way mine is terrible

[...] Awful, if I'm being honest.

I get why lying convincingly is like a helpful skill to have or whatever but idk I don't think it's one I'll ever have and maybe I'll never be an actor either and the good poker player is obviously out of the running too

[...] I don't think that's a bad thing.

No I don't either though I guess just because you have a skill doesn't mean you have to use it

I can't believe you hid your birthday from us!!!

Wait I didn't do it on purpose it just kind of snuck up on me this year

[An erewhon tote bag so like, three guesses who the 25-year-old emergency tote bag fairy is. (She got it from her mom at some point it's the only one she had) Inside are 4 gatorades (2 blue, 2 yellow,) a pack of the freezy pedialyte sticks (unfrozen), a bottle each of ibuprofen, tylenol, and excedrin, a little box of trail mix for snackies and a box of bandaids.]

A note attached on an index card reads :LATE DELIVERY. STOP. BIRTHDAY DELAYED. STOP. HAPPY 25th L.L. HAPPY PARTYING. I don't know who taught her telegraphs either.

jsd;flkja this is so cute lmao

Hey guess what the 25 year old tote bag appeared by magic

Edited (He pieced together the subtle clues) 2023-08-08 02:57 (UTC)

oh yeah it comes for all of us eventually

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25th birthday tote bag in front of linus's door 8/7

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