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[crawlwaller]

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DM 6/10

[crawlwaller]

Mine's Benjamin. OR IS IT

DM 6/10

[exacutus]

Linus Benjamin? I don't know about that.

DM 6/10

[crawlwaller]

Take it up with my folks

DM 6/10

[exacutus]

My actual middle name is Simone. Maybe. There's a 50-50 chance I'm lying.

DM 6/10

[crawlwaller]

50/50? I'll take those odds

DM 6/10

[exacutus]

Don't get too comfortable.

DM 6/10

[crawlwaller]

You can lie to me on the next one and it'll keep the 50/50 balance

DM 6/10

[exacutus]

Permission to lie? And it's not even my birthday!

DM 6/10

[crawlwaller]

Wait does that mean it IS your birthday

DM 6/10

[exacutus]

That hardly counts.

DM 6/10

[crawlwaller]

Happy Birthday Minty Simone

DM 6/10

[exacutus]

Wow. Having fun?

DM 6/10

[crawlwaller]

Sure. But you're not so nah. See you at the party?

DM 6/10

[exacutus]

I didn't say I wasn't enjoying myself. But sure.

DM 6/10

[crawlwaller]

So maybe you were and maybe you weren't, there's that intrigue again

DM 6/10

[exacutus]

Just call me Schrödinger's Minty.

DM 6/10

[crawlwaller]

I need you to know that I will actually do this it's too good not to

DM 6/10

[exacutus]

Oh lord. I've created a monster.

DM 6/10

[crawlwaller]

I'll save it for special occasions

DM 6/10

[exacutus]

Your restraint is truly inspiring.

DM 6/10

[crawlwaller]

You're welcome